JamieG Analysis

For my christmas post, I wanted to talk about a theory I have been considering for some time.

Bill Gates dreams to be Darth Vader.

How so? Well lets look at some history and make some comparisons.

Being of the age of 38 and using a computer from the age of 12, one could say I have seen the rise and rise of Bill Gates/Microsoft. There is no question that Microsoft has used its manopoly to its advantage. One could easily compare “The Federation” from “Star Wars” and Microsoft as a similar entity with similar goals. Quite simply to take over… um everything. To treat your minuns as foder and chock them with your special power if they piss you off, even a little bit.

And really, Microsoft became the new COLD WAR. Once the wall went down and Russia ended up to be a country of unhappy and poor people (We are led to believe), there was no real reason keeping all those nuclear bombs. Well not THAT many anyway. So what was left.

“If you cannot blow them up, at least we can own them.”

So the new cold war is called the “Economic War”. And out of all the weapons the U.S.A. has in that war, it is a company they makes you pay for “bits” (Ie nothing but ideas made into programs). Software thet rules your life. That you rely on. I personally never expected Microsft to be split up as the monopolitic practices they got done for should have dictated. The U.S.A. would never have given half there Nuclear bombs to another county in the middle of the cold war. So why break up Microsoft…

So, in a real sence, Bill may have the ghosts and gremlins we are told haunt those who develop weapons of mass destruction and witness them in use.

Lets look at how this has effected Bill. He is now leaving Microsoft. He now chairs the biggest carity organisation in the world. “Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation“. Using a fraction of his weath of questionable gain (which is more then anyone ever) to “Help the World”.

Just like “Dath Vader”. Just before Darth Died, he turned back towards the Good side of the FORCE. Helped out Luke to save the alliance and ultimatly, the future of freedom.

Umm. Could this be true… Bill Gates is the real life Darth Vader….

Hang on.. That would mean!!

BILL GATES IS THE FATHER OF “LINUS TORVALDS” the crater of Linux.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Just like Luke screams when he hears Darth Vader is his Father….)